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1996 Vintage: The Airport Security

 What was the biggest threat in 1996? The giant metal buckles on your JNCO jeans setting off the detector every three seconds.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Blockbuster_Refugee09/07/1995 19:59Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@SpiceGirls_Fan06/22/2000 07:53Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Dumb_And_Dumber08/16/2012 08:54So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Ferris_Bueller09/01/2006 20:52Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/18/2000 10:07Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan11/15/1996 18:23Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@CounterStrike_Pro09/17/2009 13:19Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Hacktivist_Fan02/16/2013 23:42Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Hashtag_Master03/27/1999 17:55#funny #joke #retro #90s

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