1999 Vintage: The Airport Massage Chair

Why did the man look so pained? Because the 1999 version of “Massage” felt like being hit by a series of small, angry hammers.

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@ICQ_Flower10/03/2007 13:38The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Twister_Chaser09/28/2007 00:46A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/18/1998 08:58Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Ultima_Online_V10/13/1998 07:47Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Deal_With_It_G02/03/2004 23:42Deal with it. This is gold.