2017 Classic: The Airbag

She asked if the car has “Passive-Aggressive Protection.” I told her the car doesn’t, but I’ve been working on it for years.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »

My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »

Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mothe...read more »

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »

Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »

Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »

In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »

In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »

In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken10/06/2005 16:30Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Lord_Of_The_Rings11/07/2015 02:50One joke to rule them all!

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/25/1995 23:01With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Linux_Distro_Fan10/05/2012 02:06Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes12/21/2002 04:30Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Grunge_Lord_9408/30/2010 10:10I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/20/2013 17:20One billion... laughs!

@AllYourBase_9910/20/1996 08:16All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Rage_Comic_Fan07/17/2015 05:45FFFFFUUUUU-nny!