My doctor refused to use AI. He said, “I trust my gut.” I told him, “Doctor, your gut is currently telling you my broken leg is just ‘bad vibes.’ Let’s use the computer.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
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... (Laughter in silence).