Why did the pilots love it? Because the new radar allowed them to hide behind a hill and “peek” at the enemy—the military version of playing hide-and-seek with a $20 million advantage.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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