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2011 Classic: The 50/50 Movie

 “The doctor says I have a 50/50 chance.” “Of surviving?” “No, of remembering our anniversary after this third beer.”

Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy09/03/2013 21:49Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Gladiator_Maximus02/26/2012 10:51Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Fresh_Prince_Will06/13/1998 09:53Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Cheers_Norm10/07/2011 13:02Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Charmed_Ones12/23/2015 15:53The power of three... laughs!
@Toy_Story_Woody05/01/2011 00:40There is a joke in my boot!
@Sixteen_Candles02/13/2004 00:19I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Flash_Intro_Hater05/30/2002 03:40Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/10/1995 23:33Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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