“The doctor says I have a 50/50 chance.” “Of surviving?” “No, of remembering our anniversary after this third beer.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Search History
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The Yoga Class
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A man and woman had been...
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2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
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The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
The power of three... laughs!
There is a joke in my boot!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.