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1996 Legacy: The 3.5-inch Floppy

 Why did the lawyer frame a floppy disk? Because it’s the only thing in his office with “memory” that doesn’t lie.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original07/22/2011 15:10Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@BBS_Sysop09/22/1996 15:29Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Geocities_Neighbor01/24/2009 15:40Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Gnutella_User04/23/2004 09:49Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Reservoir_Joe05/14/2000 01:34Professional humor for professional people.
@Scumbag_Steve_X02/29/2000 10:13Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

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