Why did Zaccarie Risacher and Alex Sarr go #1 and #2? Because France officially stopped exporting just cheese and started exporting basketball giants.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
The magic man... is laughing!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!