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2002 Vintage: The 2002 New Year’s Eve

Why were we ready for 2003? Because LeBron was coming, the Lakers were vulnerable, and we wanted to see if Tiger could win the Slam again.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus04/05/2005 08:22What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Myspace_Tom01/07/2007 11:42I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Msdos_Expert09/22/2013 03:51DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Married_With_Kids11/22/2006 14:20Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/16/2001 16:17One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@He_Man_Power12/01/2014 09:26I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Web_Crawler_9604/28/2007 20:02Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Happy_Tree_Fans10/07/2008 19:13So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Not_Bad_Obama02/07/2011 12:52Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Hacktivist_Fan05/27/1999 08:23Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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