Why was it a “Placeholder” year? Because we were standing on the edge of a new millennium, blissfully unaware that the “Peace Dividend” was about to be cancelled permanently.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!