Why did the BBQ feel like a ceremony? Because the torch was traveling through the US, and every town thought their local park was basically Mount Olympus.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!