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1996 Classic: The 1996 Olympic Torch

Why did the BBQ feel like a ceremony? Because the torch was traveling through the US, and every town thought their local park was basically Mount Olympus.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SpaceJam_Fan11/12/2012 11:24Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@MIRC_Ghost07/04/2002 00:06Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory02/11/1998 18:37Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/30/2005 04:01It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
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@Harambe_Memories08/30/2010 02:08Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
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