What will be left of the 1996 lawyers? A mountain of fax paper and a bill their grandkids are still paying.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
There is a joke in my boot!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
This joke is an Epic Win!
I see what you did there. Clever!