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1996 Classic: The 1996 Closing Ceremony

 Why were we sad? Because the Games were over, Tiger was already a millionaire, and we had to go back to a reality where not everyone wore gold shoes.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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