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2011 Vintage: The 10th Anniversary of 9/11

Why was it a “New” New York? Because the Freedom Tower was finally rising, proving that even after a decade, the skyline always gets the last word.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/28/2015 05:08Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Rewritable_CD06/09/2010 03:33I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Pirate_Bay_9908/10/2000 10:38Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Sion_Partier11/05/1999 15:46The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Fight_Club_Member07/26/2004 21:06I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Hansel_So_Hot11/05/2015 22:24That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Scumbag_Steve_X01/23/2006 05:16Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@DMOZ_Volunteer12/12/2007 12:44Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Me_Gusta_Face09/09/2002 14:47Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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