The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another historic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, managing autonomous AI… Read More »2025 Classic: The Final 2025 June Bell
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to the pastor after the service, citing an online encyclopedia article that he personally edited… Read More »2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet livestream, demanding that her grandson continue recording the sermon onto an audio cassette tape despite the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
Why were we so ready for 2025? Because after a year of “Brain Rot,” “Hawk Tuah,” and AI takeovers, we just wanted to see if… Read More »2024 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2024
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at their bank accounts (or each other’s eyes) and announced a 2025 tour, causing a collective meltdown… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Training his personal AI clone” to do the 2025 planning. Part of the 84 Office Groaners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is my new life coach. Surely 2025 will be a very calm, quiet year. Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The 2024 Optimism
“Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find out if we’re in a simulation!” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
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