2023 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2024, I’m going to let an AI live my life for me so I can just stay at the bar.” Part of the 55… Read More »2023 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
2023 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Reveal
Why were we all “spatial”? Because Apple told us that in 2024, we’d be watching fireworks through a $3,500 ski goggle instead of our own… Read More »2023 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Reveal
2023 Classic: The Year 2023
Why did it end? Because Taylor Swift released every possible vinyl variant, and we needed 2024 to start saving money again. Part of the 41… Read More »2023 Classic: The Year 2023
2023 Classic: The Windows 11 “Copilot” Sidebar
Why was the computer talking to itself? It was trying to “summarize” a 50-page PDF of the company’s “Vision 2024.” Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2023 Classic: The Windows 11 “Copilot” Sidebar
2023 Classic: The Across the Spider-Verse Cliffhanger
I have to wait until 2024 (or later) to see the ending? My patience is officially a “canon event.” Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Across the Spider-Verse Cliffhanger
2018 Vintage: The Resignation of Nikki Haley
Why did she leave the UN? To spend more time being “not currently in the administration,” which is a great place to be if you’re… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Resignation of Nikki Haley