2024 Legacy: SZA’s “SOS” Success
Why was she the most nominated? Because in 2023, everyone was either crying to her album or using it as a reason to block their… Read More »2024 Legacy: SZA’s “SOS” Success
2024 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2023 ChatGPT logs. They’re so ‘Primitive’.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Spare
I told her I’m like Prince Harry—the “spare” husband. She said, “If you don’t do the dishes, you’re the ‘spare’ who’s going to be replaced.”… Read More »2023 Classic: The Spare
2023 Vintage: The Haunted Mansion
I told her the house is haunted. She said, “It’s ‘haunted’ by the ghost of the man who promised to fix the sink in 2021.”… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Haunted Mansion
2023 Classic: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive.… Read More »2023 Classic: The Skateboard
2023 Classic: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The AI Bedside Manner
I told the robot nurse I was scared. It replied, “Based on my training data, 85% of people in your position find comfort in a… Read More »2023 Archive: The AI Bedside Manner
2023 Legacy: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I instinctively said, “As an AI language model, I cannot feel pain.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Reflex
2023 Classic: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘New AI’ thinks my insurance is ‘Hallucinating’. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom… Read More »2023 Classic: The Blood Pressure
2023 Classic: The MRI
“Does this machine scan for ‘Digital Corruption’?” “No, just normal human errors.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis”… Read More »2023 Classic: The MRI