2021 Legacy: The “Red Flag” Emoji
Why were there so many red flags over the pumpkin? Because in 2021, “liking candy corn” was an official reason to end a friendship. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Red Flag” Emoji
2021 Archive: The Death of Prince Philip
Why did the UK mourn the “Duke of Edinburgh”? To mark the end of an era where a man could spend 70 years walking two… Read More »2021 Archive: The Death of Prince Philip
2021 Vintage: The Launch of the James Webb Telescope
Why were we so patient? Because after 25 years of waiting, we finally sent a giant golden honeycomb into space to look at the beginning… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Launch of the James Webb Telescope
2021 Classic: The AUKUS Deal
Why was France so mad in September 2021? Because Australia decided that “French Diesel Subs” were out of style and “American Nuclear Subs” were the… Read More »2021 Classic: The AUKUS Deal
2021 Classic: The “Contractor” Exit
Why did they leave Afghanistan before the Army? Because when the “Insurance Premiums” go up, the “Private Military Company” goes home. Part of the 39… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Contractor” Exit
2021 Classic: The “Tactical” Fitness (Smart Ropes)
Why? Because in 2021, you’re not “Combat Ready” unless your jump rope is connected to your smartphone. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Tactical” Fitness (Smart Ropes)
2021 Legacy: The “Butter” BTS Summer
Why was the corn on the cob so “Smooth”? Because BTS made sure our 2021 Fourth of July was “smooth like butter, like a criminal… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Butter” BTS Summer
2021 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Doris
2021 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid &… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Alpine
2021 Classic: The “Double Masking” Recommendation
Why did we wear two masks? To prove that in 2021, we were twice as worried as we were in 2020, but only half as… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Double Masking” Recommendation