2013 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did Argo win? Because it’s the only movie that makes a bureaucratic meeting in a conference room feel like a heart attack. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2013 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature Race
Why did Pirates! Band of Misfits lose? Because the Academy still isn’t sure if stop-motion is “Real” or just very slow magic. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Best Animated Feature Race
2012 Archive: The Exit
“See you in 2013… hopefully!” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2012
Why were we so relieved? Because the world was still here, we had our invisible horses, and we were ready to see if 2013 would… Read More »2012 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2012
2012 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2013, I’m going to stop doing the horse dance. Maybe.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam… Read More »2012 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Alive”? Because the Mayan calendar ended, the world didn’t blow up, and we all lived to see 2013. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 Vibe
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Optimism
The world didn’t end, the Avengers won, and we’ve all got Gangnam Style in our hearts. Surely 2013 will be a quiet, normal year. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Optimism
2012 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2013 Failures” for me. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Legacy: The New Year
2012 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Everyone
Why the “Control” verse (Technically 2013, but the hype started now)? Because Kendrick was already making the list of rappers he was about to outshine.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Everyone
2012 Legacy: The Mayans
I’m not worried about the Mayan calendar ending. I’m just “date”-ing my expectations for 2013. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse &… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mayans