2006 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a grapefruit because it “tasted like it had a grudge.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii”… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Supermarket
2006 Classic: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &… Read More »2006 Classic: The Walk
2006 Legacy: The Sopranos (The “Final” Hype)
Why did the meal end so abruptly? Because the family was preparing for the final season and practiced “cutting to black” right in the middle… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Sopranos (The “Final” Hype)
2006 Vintage: The “Fergie” Solo Era
Why was the witch “Fergalicious”? Because she put her “glamourous” name in lights and was “tasty, tasty.” Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Fergie” Solo Era
2006 Classic: Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Why was the room so silent? Because Stephen gave a speech that was so “truthy,” the President forgot to laugh and the journalists forgot how… Read More »2006 Classic: Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
2006 Archive: The Global Seed Vault
Why did they start building it in Norway? To make sure that if the “Axis of Evil” ever met the “War on Terror,” at least… Read More »2006 Archive: The Global Seed Vault
2006 Classic: The Debut of “Borat”
Why was it “Very Nice!”? Because Sacha Baron Cohen made a movie so awkward that we all started talking in a fake Kazakh accent and… Read More »2006 Classic: The Debut of “Borat”
2006 Legacy: The Launch of Google Checkout
Why did we have another way to pay? Because Google was tired of PayPal having all the fun, even if we all just kept using… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Launch of Google Checkout
2006 Archive: The “Checklight” (IED Jammer)
Why did it interfere with everything? Because in 2006, “Electronic Warfare” meant you couldn’t blow up a bomb, but you also couldn’t open your own… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Checklight” (IED Jammer)
2006 Vintage: The “Joint” Logistics
Why did it take six months for boots to arrive? Because “Joint” means the Air Force thinks the Army is taking care of it, and… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Joint” Logistics