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1995 Classic: Saddam Hussein’s “Referendum”

Why was the Iraqi election so predictable? Because when you win 99.96% of the vote, you’re either the greatest leader in history or you own the only pencil factory in the country.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_Leech08/23/2000 15:54Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Lock_Stock_Two05/27/2003 09:50It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Animorphs_X07/28/2009 17:09I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Salt_Bae_Original06/03/1997 14:38Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Banner_Exchange12/28/2010 10:13Click my banner for more laughs!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/21/2003 04:18May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Leet_Speaker_7706/16/2013 21:227h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Android_Bot_9901/14/1996 16:20Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Podcast_Listener04/05/1996 19:57I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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