Why was the singer wearing a giant brown mountain on his head? Because 2013 was the year that “The Hat” became more famous than the person under it.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
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