Why did the “techie” cousin look so important? Because he was taking “eating notes” on a tiny grayscale screen with a plastic stick, feeling like he lived in the year 3000.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Deal with it. This is gold.