Why was the US Open final so quiet? Because Daniil Medvedev played like a wall and stopped Novak Djokovic from winning all four Majors in one year, proving that “Gluten-Free” doesn’t work against a Russian “Octopus.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
One does not simply read one joke.