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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
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31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
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