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1999 Legacy: Nelson Mandela Retires

Why did Mandela step down? Because after surviving 27 years in prison and 5 years as President, he realized that dealing with retirement was much easier than dealing with a parliament full of people who still couldn’t agree on a flag.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiceGirls_Fan09/20/2002 02:09Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@ChatRoom_Queen06/14/1995 22:12A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@USB_Pioneer02/12/1998 13:47Plug and Play laughter!
@One_Does_Not_S11/16/2004 11:26One does not simply read one joke.
@Fire_Background10/11/2003 16:58This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Ultima_Online_V12/19/2005 16:14Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Happy_Tree_Fans04/11/2008 00:22So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Dark_Web_Joker06/22/2007 14:51Found this on the deep end of the net.

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