1995 Legacy: Michael Jackson’s “Earth Song”

Why was MJ’s video the talk of Christmas? Because after seeing him save the forest, everyone felt guilty about buying a real pine tree.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »

Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker08/12/2001 20:17It really whips the llama's ass!

@XFiles_Spooky_M10/30/2004 05:38Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory01/09/2006 09:55Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Motherboard_Max04/27/2003 16:17This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Diva_Plavalaguna10/05/2014 18:51The highest note of humor!

@Shagadelic_9711/04/2007 23:16This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Zoolander_Mug05/08/1997 15:01I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Distracted_Boy10/09/1996 10:36Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.