2002 Vintage: Men in Black II

Why were the gifts “neutralized”? Because the sequel came out and we all used our TV remotes to erase each other’s memories of the bad presents.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9601/31/2004 00:33Found a real treasure with this one.

@Backstreet_Fan01/08/2005 01:01I want it that way... the funny way!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/24/1996 10:43The future is laughing at us.

@Toolbar_Hater09/21/2008 11:44My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@DMOZ_Volunteer01/19/2007 03:44Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Tablet_User_1012/08/2000 14:16Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Hashtag_Master01/05/1998 16:38#funny #joke #retro #90s