Why were the mashed potatoes so lumpy? Because Dad insisted they weren’t “badly mashed,” they were a “highly accurate 1:1 topographical map of the Ares Vallis region on Mars.”
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
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2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
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33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
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2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
True story! I was there!