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1998 Legacy: Leonardo DiCaprio

 Why was 1998 “The Man in the Iron Mask”? Because after Titanic, Leo’s face was so famous he had to hide it under a metal bucket just to get a sandwich without being mobbed.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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