Why was the witch wearing a hair-bow made of her own hair? Because Lady Gaga arrived to tell us that “Paparazzi” and “Poker Face” were the only things worth singing while trick-or-treating.
Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition
In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2022 Archive: The "Pink Sauce" Drama
What was the scariest treat on TikTok? A mysterious, neon-pink co...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!