Why did John Howard win? Because he looked like your accountant and promised to make the country so boring that everyone could finally get some sleep.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Oops, I laughed again!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Classic. Simply classic.