2003 Legacy: iTunes Store (Launch)

Why was the ghost so legal? Because for 99 cents, he could finally own “Thriller” without getting a cease-and-desist letter from Lars Ulrich.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »

In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »

In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »

Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »

Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »

A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »

The Rise of Gru (GentleMinions): Why were there teenagers in full...read more »

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »

Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

@T9_Texter12/28/2002 00:474-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Harry_Potter_0112/04/2007 03:49Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Pizza_Pizza_9901/17/2005 11:09Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Malware_Hunter03/13/2010 13:11Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/17/1999 08:17Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Leave_Britney_A09/27/2009 00:05Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Anonymous_User01/20/2013 02:22We are many. We are laughing.