Why did Tony Stark have so many suits? Because in 2013, he realized that anxiety is easier to handle when you have 42 remote-controlled robots to do the heavy lifting for you.
Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Idea of You
Why was Anne Hathaway dating a boy-bander? Because in 2024, we r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
2024 Vintage: JoJo Siwa (Karma)
Why was she wearing black face paint and spikes? Because in 2004...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
2025 Classic: Beyoncé’s Grammy Sweep
Why was 2025 the year of "Justice at Last"? Because Beyoncé fina...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
Why was the Turkish shooter the biggest star of the Olympics? Be...read more »
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2024 Classic: Furiosa
Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)
Why was 2024 so "tortured"? Because Taylor Swift released 31 son...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
Why were we afraid of our inbox? Because in 2024, Richard Gadd t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.