Why was it so slow? Because it wanted to give you plenty of time to go make a sandwich while it looked for the “World Wide Web.”
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
My fist is clenched... with joy!