With a bookworm! It’s the most intellectual bait.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
What is this? A joke for ants?
Plug and Play laughter!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes lol.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.