Why were there eight people trapped in a room during a blizzard? Because Quentin Tarantino likes his coffee hot and his dialogue very, very long.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2022 Vintage: The "Uncut Gems" Muse
Why was the girl talking about "Unca-Jams"? Because Julia Fox bec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
... (Laughter in silence).
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!