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2015 Classic: Empire (TV Show)

 Why was Cookie Lyon the queen? Because in 2015, Taraji P. Henson showed that furs, sass, and throwing a phone was the only way to run a music empire.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Michelle06/13/2010 05:48You got it, dude! Very funny.
@DVD_Rom_King09/21/2010 17:16More capacity for humor on this site!
@Scumbag_Steve_X08/10/2012 14:47Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Stick_Death_Fan05/30/2007 18:44Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Wall_Post_Hero02/10/2005 14:58Posting this to my own wall right now!

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