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1995 Legacy: David Bowie (Outside)

 Why did Bowie start singing about murder and art? Because in 1995, being “regular weird” wasn’t enough; you had to be “industrial weird.”

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WAP_Navigator09/26/1995 02:48Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Toy_Story_Buzz11/02/1998 05:20To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Gladiator_Proximo05/10/2010 20:19Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Pizza_Pizza_9904/17/2004 12:49Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan04/01/1999 13:55Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Terran_Marine11/23/2014 04:27Go, go, go! More jokes!

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