Why did Bowie start singing about murder and art? Because in 1995, being “regular weird” wasn’t enough; you had to be “industrial weird.”
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
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