Why did the teenage vampires say “Ugh, as if!”? Because Alicia Silverstone was the fashion icon of the year, and “not being a Baldwin” was scarier than any werewolf.
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
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2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
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2024 Archive: Smile 2
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2023 Vintage: M3GAN
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39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
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37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
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2024 Classic: Moo Deng
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!