Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can watch their government get “disrupted” in real-time between ads for supplements and electric… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Live-Streamed” Cabinet

Why is everyone eating raw milk and sunshine? To show that in 2025, the “FDA” is just a suggestion from a guy who once found… Read More »2025 Archive: The “RFK Jr. Health” Initiative

Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the best way to get a government job is to talk faster than the person… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect

Why is the slogan still a hit? Because it’s the only “Sequel” in 2025 that people actually wanted to pay to see. Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “America First” (Again, Again)

Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that “Inflation” and “Border” were the only two words that voters remembered when they… Read More »2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep

Why was the VP pick wearing hunting gear? To show that he’s a “Regular Guy” who knows how to fix a car and how to… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Walz” Camo Hats

Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” became the first campaign slogan that doubled as a… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Eating the Dogs” Debate Line

Why did it resonate? Because “Anxiety” was the lead emotion for every American voter from January to November. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Inside Out 2” Success

Why was the third-party candidate so unique? Because having a “Brain Worm” was the only thing in 2024 that sounded more logical than some of… Read More »2024 Archive: The RFK Jr. “Brain Worm” Story

Why didn’t they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy “Doing the Math” at the grocery store. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Stealth” Trump Supporters