Why was the 1995 Pentagon so confused? Because “Communication” was a policy, but “Listening” wasn’t in the budget. Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Confusion

Why was there so much BBQ at the 1995 White House? Because the President believed that “Bipartisanship” starts with a shared bottle of hot sauce.… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Arkansas” Influence

Why was it replaced in ’95? To remove the heel marks from all the advisors trying to “Pivot” to the center. Part of the 34… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Oval Office Carpet

Why was 1995 so “Moral”? Because the President wanted to make sure everyone knew that “Family Values” included his family, your family, and the Addams… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Values” Debate

Why did the CIA explain the Web to Bill? So he’d know that “Surfing” didn’t require a swimsuit or a trip to Hawaii. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Internet” Briefing

Why was Bill so busy? Because being the “Leader of the World” in 1995 meant you had to fix everything from Bosnia to the office… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Global Leadership”