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1995 Classic: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Confusion

Why was the 1995 Pentagon so confused? Because “Communication” was a policy, but “Listening” wasn’t in the budget.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan07/10/2014 15:26Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes02/12/1997 08:35Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Lion_King_Simba03/23/1998 16:53Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@DVD_Collector11/08/2002 04:45Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Infoseek_Explorer06/23/2014 13:22Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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