Why “Flowers”? Because Miley finally got her flowers, and they were made of solid gold. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights &… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance

Why “SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS”? Because Killer Mike, André 3000, and Future proved that rap is a high-level laboratory experiment. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Rap Performance

Why “Ghost in the Machine”? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are the emotional support duo we all needed. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance

Why “fukumean”? No, it was “All My Life” by Lil Durk and J. Cole! For proving that a kids’ choir and a street anthem are… Read More »2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance

Why did Midnights win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift decided that winning three times wasn’t enough, so she became the first person ever… Read More »2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson

Why Midnights? Because Taylor Swift’s “sleepless nights” are more productive than our best days. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights & Flowers”… Read More »2024 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album

Why “SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS”? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon sweep. He was the king of the pre-show). Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights… Read More »2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song

Why was Miley Cyrus’s hair so big? Because it was full of the secrets of how she finally won her first Grammy after 20 years… Read More »2024 Archive: Miley’s Big Hair

Why “Rumble”? Because Skrillex, Fred again.. and Flowdan made a track that literally shook the foundation of the category. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Recording

Why MICHAEL? Because Killer Mike made an album so personal and powerful it eclipsed the biggest names in the game. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best Rap Album