Why “Flowers”? Because Miley Cyrus proved that self-love is the most expensive and award-winning perfume you can wear. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Vintage: Record of the Year

Why “Snooze”? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot to wake up and listen to anything else. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song

Why “What Was I Made For?” Because Billie Eilish can make you question your entire existence with just four notes and a whisper. Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: Song of the Year

Why SOS? Because SZA turned a distress signal into a global celebration. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights & Flowers” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album

Why Victoria Monét? Because she’s the “New Artist” who’s been running the industry from the shadows for years. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Archive: Best New Artist

Why JAGUAR II? Because Victoria Monét’s soul is as sleek and powerful as the animal she named it after. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best R&B Album

Why “Flowers”? Because Miley finally got her flowers, and they were made of solid gold. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights &… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance

Why “SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS”? Because Killer Mike, André 3000, and Future proved that rap is a high-level laboratory experiment. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Rap Performance

Why “Ghost in the Machine”? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are the emotional support duo we all needed. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance

Why “fukumean”? No, it was “All My Life” by Lil Durk and J. Cole! For proving that a kids’ choir and a street anthem are… Read More »2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance