Why was the 4th so “Funky”? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired beat made everyone feel like they were in a high-speed car chase while walking to… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Million Dollar Baby” Bounce

Why was the 4th so “Loyal”? Because Billie told us we’d “stick together” until the end, which is exactly what the marshmallows did on the… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Birds of a Feather” Billie

Why was the 4th so “Hungry”? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Soft album made everyone want to “eat that girl for lunch” (the girl… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Lunch” Billie Eilish

Why were the Dads acting “Imperial”? Because Paul Mescal was about to enter the arena, and every man at the BBQ was “thinking about the… Read More »2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)

Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mark Zuckerberg was about to launch “Threads,” and everyone wanted to be the first… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Threads Launch (July 5th Prep)

Why were there so many white lightsabers? Because the “Snips” fans were ready for the August premiere and were practicing their dual-wielding with glow sticks.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Ahsoka (Teasers)

Across the Spider-Verse: Why were there so many Spider-Men at the parade? Because the movie proved that anyone can wear the mask, leading to a… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Spider-Man

Why was the 4th so “Viral”? Because the Ee-yah! ad-lib was the only way teenagers communicated during the entire firework show. Part of the 37… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Fukumean” Gunna

Why were the moms so independent? Because Miley told them they could “buy themselves flowers” and “hold their own hands,” which translated to “buy your… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Flowers” Miley Cyrus

Why were we afraid of the local wildlife? Because 2023 taught us that a bear on “energy powder” is the ultimate summer antagonist. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy