Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in the public domain doesn’t mean he needs a kitchen knife. Part… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Steamboat Willie” Horror

 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that “wax on, wax off” works better than “script on, logic off,” even with Jackie Chan back in… Read More »2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age

 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a teenager do all the heavy lifting. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Karate Kid” Logic

 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that “seeing the future” should have included seeing this nomination coming. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2024 Vintage: Worst Picture

 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Queen of cinema can’t survive a movie that looks like a rejected Fortnite skin. Part… Read More »2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that “What’s the deal with bad movies?” is a question he can now answer personally. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Legacy: Worst Actor

 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose primary motivation was apparently “having a really bad day with some puffy paint.” Part… Read More »2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up

 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the only person on set who didn’t know the movie was going to be a… Read More »2024 Classic: Worst Actress

 Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most important role was just being pregnant in the 70s. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up

 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided that any script with his name on it was “good enough.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor