Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Because their musical chemistry in Folie à Deux was less “shared psychosis” and more… Read More »2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance

 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of singing don’t equal a single spark of chemistry. Part of the 35… Read More »2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple

 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that proved she was more entertained by the movie’s disastrous press tour than by… Read More »2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty

 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stand in a desert and look like they were in a different movie.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting

 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis, a “magnum opus” so baffling that it made his own actors look like they were… Read More »2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess

 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more character development and better screen time than the secondary heroes. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi

 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie about a breakfast pastry that managed to be exactly as dry and flaky as… Read More »2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart

 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing “twice” about the sequel was how much money it lost compared to the first one.… Read More »2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office

 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant, chaotic video game and turn it into a movie that felt like… Read More »2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot

 Why was it nominated? For a movie so “on the nose” it was basically a three-hour campaign ad from 1984. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic