Why was it hit? For having a giant demon that looked like it was rendered on a microwave. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Johnny & Clyde” CGI

 Why did she win Worst Actress and Worst Supporting Actress? For Johnny & Clyde and Expend4bles—proving that in 2023, she was the undisputed queen of movies that most… Read More »2023 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Feature

 Why the Pooh slasher? For “ripping off” our childhood memories and replacing them with a cheap mask and a lot of red corn syrup. Part… Read More »2023 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel

 Why was it hit? Because watching an 80-year-old run for 154 minutes is a test of human endurance. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Dial of Destiny” Length

 Why was it a target? Because the fourth movie in a series about aging mercenaries felt like watching a group of guys trying to figure… Read More »2023 Archive: Expend4bles’ Fatigue

 Why Pooh and Piglet? Because watching a man in a bear mask and a man in a pig mask hold hands was the scariest part… Read More »2023 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple

 Why Jon Voight? For an action movie so quiet it actually lived up to its title. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Mercy” Vibe

 Why did he win Worst Actor for Mercy? For an Irish accent so “leprechaun-like” it’s now being used as a training video for how to definitely… Read More »2023 Legacy: Jon Voight’s Lucky Charms

 Why were they nominated for Worst Couple? Because the Razzies felt that anybody who spent $400 million on that remake deserved a public roasting. Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Exorcist” Investors

 Why was Megan Fox joked about? For a video game performance that was so bored it actually put the players to sleep. Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Mortal Kombat” Voice-over