My mother-in-law doesn’t need an umbrella. The rain is too afraid to fall on her. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Umbrella

 She baked a cake. I’m still using it as a doorstop. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 My mother-in-law is the reason maps were invented. It’s the only way to find out exactly how far away she lives. Part of the 55… Read More »1995 Vintage: The GPS (1995 style)

 She went fishing once. She didn’t catch anything, but she lectured the fish for two hours. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Classic: The Fishing

 She loves the winter. It matches her personality. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Every time the doorbell rings, my dog hides. He knows it’s either the mailman or my mother-in-law, and he’s not sure which one is louder.… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Arrival

 She hates having her picture taken. She says the lens “adds ten years of judgment.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Camera

 My mother-in-law is a terrible driver. She once got a speeding ticket for doing 20 in a 15 zone… while she was walking. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Driver

 She loves Thanksgiving. It’s the only day of the year she has something to talk about while she’s eating. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Holiday

 My mother-in-law’s cooking is so bad, the flies in her kitchen chipped in to fix the screen door. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cook